Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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