It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Randomize
