What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
