**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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