okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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