Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
A+ Viking dick
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
But we have bathrooms and they dont
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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