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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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