Dual....:-)
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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