my sisters under your porch take her home
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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