I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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