Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I think I died a long time ago.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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