its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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