is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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