I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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