he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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