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we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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