me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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