just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
