Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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