you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
