: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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