Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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