ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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