I wanna bring you to show and tell
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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