I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
someone get that fucking seahorse.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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