This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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