There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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