Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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