I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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