I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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