i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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