It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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