If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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