so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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