I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I forget how to act sober
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