How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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