Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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