you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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