honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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