Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Randomize
