I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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