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• (951): View more from California

  what ever happened to devon sawa?

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  fuck...who knows?

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  i'm really worried about him.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i will soon be in a relationship on fb

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  you!?

  (561): View more from Florida

  me and your mom. i mean, lisa.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"

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• (914): View more from New York

  you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?

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  Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?

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  I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.

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  Clutch

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• (253): View more from Washington

  We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.

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• (858): View more from California

  just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.

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