there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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