I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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