I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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