doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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