we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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