They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
