Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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