I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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