Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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