I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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