Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I see more hoeing in ur future
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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