Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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