I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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